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January down - only 11ish more months in 2020...check out how I’m planning to keep active this year at my @amazon storefront: www.amazon.com/chrispratt #FoundItOnAmazon #Ad

January down - only 11ish more months in 2020...check out how I’m planning to keep active this year at my @amazon storefront: www.amazon.com/chrispratt #FoundItOnAmazon #Ad
509451 1013 6 days ago

Two brothers set out on an unforgettable quest. You will laugh. You will cry. You’ll be on the edge of your seat. Pixar is firing on all cylinders. In 30 days the whole world will know Barley and Ian.

Two brothers set out on an unforgettable quest. You will laugh. You will cry. You’ll be on the edge of your seat. Pixar is firing on all cylinders. In 30 days the whole world will know Barley and Ian.
156839 568 10 days ago

I’m SO excited to finally announce The Gift of Forgiveness Launch Team, and the chance for you all to become Forgiveness Ambassadors! All Forgiveness Ambassadors will receive a SIGNED BOOK And the FIRST 500 members to join will receive a JOURNAL to help you work through your own story of forgiveness.💚 How do you become a Forgiveness Ambassador? 1. Preorder The Gift of Forgiveness! Your preorder earns you admission to the exclusive Facebook Forgiveness Ambassadors Group. 2. Request permission to join The Gift of Forgiveness Launch Team, Forgiveness Ambassadors. (Link in bio) 3. Access to the Forgiveness Ambassadors group includes: Exclusive book content, early invites to tour events, and Facebook Lives with me, featuring behind the scenes access and information on The Gift of Forgiveness.

I’m SO excited to finally announce The Gift of Forgiveness Launch Team, and the chance for you all to become Forgiveness Ambassadors! All Forgiveness Ambassadors will receive a SIGNED BOOK And the FIRST 500 members to join will receive a JOURNAL to help you work through your own story of forgiveness.💚 How do you become a Forgiveness Ambassador?

1. Preorder The Gift of Forgiveness!
Your preorder earns you admission to the exclusive Facebook Forgiveness Ambassadors Group.

2. Request permission to join The Gift of Forgiveness Launch Team, Forgiveness Ambassadors. (Link in bio)

3. Access to the Forgiveness Ambassadors group includes: Exclusive book content, early invites to tour events, and Facebook Lives with me, featuring behind the scenes access and information on The Gift of Forgiveness.
162019 627 12 days ago

A musical sneak peak at the walls inside my office. So grateful for each step of this wonderful journey. I’ve started a company. Indivisible Productions One nation Under God Indivisible Our mission statement is to create entertaining content, focusing on themes which will help to bridge the growing divide in our country and world. You know, make the world a better place. No biggie, you’re welcome, but it’s whatever.

A musical sneak peak at the walls inside my office. 
So grateful for each step of this wonderful journey. 
I’ve started a company. 
Indivisible Productions 
One nation
Under God
Indivisible 
Our mission statement is to create entertaining content, focusing on themes which will help to bridge the growing divide in our country and world. You know, make the world a better place. No biggie, you’re welcome, but it’s whatever.
878947 8453 12 days ago

Five pregnant eye popping Angora goats hopping Hay bails and soon dropping Offspring in March As for the no hair sheared’s been the mohair Spun with lamb’s wool To make #Stillwater Merch Details forthcoming Expect a sweet something Like baby soft blankets Or sweaters for church May we find rest And reflections not wanting And be free from the haunting And through with the search He makes me lay down in green pastures, He leads me to #Stillwater #stillwaterranch

Five pregnant eye popping 
Angora goats hopping
Hay bails and soon dropping
Offspring in March

As for the no hair 
sheared’s been the mohair
Spun with lamb’s wool 
To make
#Stillwater
Merch

Details forthcoming
Expect a sweet something
Like baby soft blankets
Or sweaters for church

May we find rest
And reflections not wanting
And be free from the haunting
And through with the search 
He makes me lay down in green pastures, He leads me to #Stillwater

#stillwaterranch
236320 1333 13 days ago

Raising the 12th man flag is a memory I’ll never forget. The electrifying crowd, the energy at century link, the fact that I used Just For Men beard dye on my eyebrows and left it on for a too long and looked like Groucho Marx, all of it. Unforgettable. I have #faith in my #seahawks today! #LETSGO @petecarroll @dangerusswilson @seahawks @bwagz @clowney__90 @dkm14 @tdlockett12 All of you! Best of luck today gentlemen. Let’s #FindAWay @joelmchale @vancityreynolds @garretdillahunt @rainnwilson

Raising the 12th man flag is a memory I’ll never forget. The electrifying crowd, the energy at century link, the fact that I used Just For Men beard dye on my eyebrows and left it on for a too long and looked like Groucho Marx, all of it. Unforgettable. I have #faith in my #seahawks today! #LETSGO @petecarroll @dangerusswilson @seahawks @bwagz @clowney__90 @dkm14 @tdlockett12 All of you! Best of luck today gentlemen. Let’s #FindAWay @joelmchale @vancityreynolds @garretdillahunt @rainnwilson
1217964 5804 35 days ago

First full week of 2020...How are you starting it? Check out my @amazon storefront to see all the gizmos and gadgets I’m using. #founditonamazon #Amazon #ad http://www.amazon.com/chrispratt

First full week of 2020...How are you starting it? Check out my @amazon storefront to see all the gizmos and gadgets I’m using. #founditonamazon #Amazon #ad http://www.amazon.com/chrispratt
773035 3282 41 days ago

288283 2311 59 days ago

I now give to you what was given to me. This magnificent still of a still rising sun. Some we hold dear will nay see another. And brother one day I will be that lost one. Are you meant to hear that this morning has come? You who has wallowed so long in such sorrow? You who will shed the burden today? For no man will live his final tomorrow. Day 68. We approach the end of this shoot. Our destination in sight, the beautiful journey waning. One day the world will see this movie. We’ll get there soon enough. There’s only a few days left for you to seize your opportunity to come visit me on set. I will read you poetry if you’re into that kind of thing. If not, we could have a poetry free lunch. I’ll post you on my Instagram. Click the link in my bio for your chance to win. Photo credit @kcmerrill

I now give to you what was given to me. 
This magnificent still of a still rising sun. 
Some we hold dear will nay see another. 
And brother one day I will be that lost one.

Are you meant to hear that this morning has come?
You who has wallowed so long in such sorrow?
You who will shed the burden today?
For no man will live his final tomorrow. 
Day 68. We approach the end of this shoot. Our destination in sight, the beautiful journey waning. One day the world will see this movie. We’ll get there soon enough. There’s only a few days left for you to seize your opportunity to come visit me on set. I will read you poetry if you’re into that kind of thing. If not, we could have a poetry free lunch. I’ll post you on my Instagram. Click the link in my bio for your chance to win.

Photo credit @kcmerrill
455025 1112 2 months ago

So nice of Tim and Faith to send this birthday video to Katherine. #kunekune #StillwaterRanch #Birthday

So nice of Tim and Faith to send this birthday video to Katherine. #kunekune #StillwaterRanch #Birthday
225081 852 2 months ago

Happy Birthday Katherine! So happy to have you in my life. I don’t know what I’d do without you. Probably get locked out on the balcony somehow and have to live there or be wandering around some city with an uncharged phone and only one shoe, late for work like some kind of anxiety fever dream. I honestly don’t even want to think about it. You’ve changed my whole world for the better. I’m so grateful to have found you. You’re an incredible wife and step mom. And I’m so excited to celebrate you all weekend! 😍✝️♥️

Happy Birthday Katherine! So happy to have you in my life. I don’t know what I’d do without you. Probably get locked out on the balcony somehow and have to live there or be wandering around some city with an uncharged phone and only one shoe, late for work like some kind of anxiety fever dream. I honestly don’t even want to think about it. You’ve changed my whole world for the better. I’m so grateful to have found you. You’re an incredible wife and step mom. And I’m so excited to celebrate you all weekend! 😍✝️♥️
1703105 3514 2 months ago

This book is truly extraordinary. 20 unbelievable true life stories of people who have endured the unforgivable and made it through the other side. Inspiring. Timely. Moving. Give yourself the gift. Pre order now on Amazon!!

This book is truly extraordinary. 20 unbelievable true life stories of people who have endured the unforgivable and made it through the other side. Inspiring. Timely. Moving. Give yourself the gift. Pre order now on Amazon!!
122818 318 2 months ago

If you haven’t had a chance to join the contest check the link in my bio. $10 gets you an opportunity to enter. There are so many tickets left and the contest is almost over. I’m actually begging you. Please. Your chances of winning this are very very good especially if you buy more than one ticket. There’s no limit to the amount of tickets that you can buy. Makes a great stocking stuffer!! A great Christmas gift. And on top of it it’s all for a very good cause!

If you haven’t had a chance to join the contest check the link in my bio. $10 gets you an opportunity to enter. There are so many tickets left and the contest is almost over. I’m actually begging you. Please. Your chances of winning this are very very good especially if you buy more than one ticket. There’s no limit to the amount of tickets that you can buy. Makes a great stocking stuffer!! A great Christmas gift. And on top of it it’s all for a very good cause!
2372 2 months ago

One of the biggest thrills of film production is seeing concept art work in various forms. I grew up with a pencil in my hand. I drew everything- draw 50 horses, I copied images from comic books, marvel, dc, Conan, a lot of super heroes, plus characters from various RPGs like Rifts and Mech Warrior, I painted murals on my bedroom walls. I was always doodling. And i respect the hell out of free hand artists. So to see my face drawn on images such as the ones above is really surreal. Mad respect to the artists out there. And big ups to the kids out there drawing. Pencils and paper are cheap. Art is an amazing way to build confidence. This Christmas get your kid a pencil and sketch pad. @thetomorrowwar

One of the biggest thrills of film production is seeing concept art work in various forms. I grew up with a pencil in my hand. I drew everything- draw 50 horses, I copied images from comic books, marvel, dc, Conan, a lot of super heroes, plus characters from various RPGs like Rifts and Mech Warrior, I painted murals on my bedroom walls. I was always doodling. And i respect the hell out of free hand artists. So to see my face drawn on images such as the ones above is really surreal. Mad respect to the artists out there. And big ups to the kids out there drawing. Pencils and paper are cheap. Art is an amazing way to build confidence. This Christmas get your kid a pencil and sketch pad. @thetomorrowwar
1170 2 months ago

Big shout out to dream chaser @davebautista for making the WWE Hall of Fame. You’re the real deal. Big muscles, and even bigger heart, which is technically also a muscle. Love you man!

Big shout out to dream chaser @davebautista for making the WWE Hall of Fame. You’re the real deal. Big muscles, and even bigger heart, which is technically also a muscle. Love you man!
1924 2 months ago

You’re probably wondering why I’m standing here, low key flexing, gazing into the distance... well, turns out I'm teaming up with @amazon to show you guys everything I use for my workouts, keeping active, and all that fun stuff to get you prepped for 2020. #FoundItOnAmazon #Amazon #Ad http://www.amazon.com/chrispratt

You’re probably wondering why I’m standing here, low key flexing, gazing into the distance... well, turns out I'm teaming up with @amazon to show you guys everything I use for my workouts, keeping active, and all that fun stuff to get you prepped for 2020. #FoundItOnAmazon #Amazon #Ad http://www.amazon.com/chrispratt
7328 2 months ago

Every $10 donation is another entry in the contest to visit me on the set of @thetomorrowwar ALL PROCEEDS go to helping our veterans at the extraordinary @braintreatmentfoundation Click the link in my bio! Share if you please!!! 🙏♥️

Every $10 donation is another entry in the contest to visit me on the set of @thetomorrowwar ALL PROCEEDS go to helping our veterans at the extraordinary @braintreatmentfoundation Click the link in my bio! Share if you please!!! 🙏♥️
1372 2 months ago

So excited to finally announce our new contest! Click the link in my bio for your opportunity to come visit me on the set of @thetomorrowwar $10 is all it takes for a chance to become my new best friend on set in Atlanta. We cover everything! Flights, hotel, food! JUST IMAGINE!! You and a couple friends get flown to come meet me, yell action, heck we may even out you in the movie!!! (handful of restrictions apply-check rules by clicking the link in my bio!) All proceeds benefiting an extraordinary organization. @braintreatmentfoundation Heck yeah! Love you! I’ll be seeing somebody soon!

So excited to finally announce our new contest! Click the link in my bio for your opportunity to come visit me on the set of @thetomorrowwar $10 is all it takes for a chance to become my new best friend on set in Atlanta. We cover everything! Flights, hotel, food! JUST IMAGINE!! You and a couple friends get flown to come meet me, yell action, heck we may even out you in the movie!!! (handful of restrictions apply-check rules by clicking the link in my bio!) All proceeds benefiting an extraordinary organization. @braintreatmentfoundation Heck yeah! Love you! I’ll be seeing somebody soon!
1878 2 months ago

CANT BELIEVE WE FINALLY SAW THE NORTHERN LIGHTS!!! @thetomorrowwar

CANT BELIEVE WE FINALLY SAW THE NORTHERN LIGHTS!!! @thetomorrowwar
3822 2 months ago

So grateful to the people of Iceland and to the beautiful scenery that will make its way into @thetomorrowwar Unreal!

So grateful to the people of Iceland and to the beautiful scenery that will make its way into @thetomorrowwar Unreal!
1880 2 months ago

Over the past year and a half Katherine has worked tirelessly curating the most remarkable real life stories of forgiveness I’ve ever read. Prepare to have you heart opened and your mind blown. Drawn from the stunning lives of twenty real people these extraordinary stories of forgiveness will move the world. Her observations on the topic just might be what we need to heal the growing divide between us. I’m so proud of you Katherine! I’m so lucky! The world needs this book. I can’t wait for everyone see what you’ve been working on. Pre order the book now! Link in my bio.

Over the past year and a half Katherine  has worked tirelessly curating the most remarkable real life stories of forgiveness I’ve ever read. Prepare to have you heart opened and your mind blown. Drawn from the stunning lives of twenty real people these extraordinary stories of forgiveness will move the world. Her observations on the topic just might be what we need to heal the growing divide between us. I’m so proud of you Katherine! I’m so lucky! The world needs this book. I can’t wait for everyone see what you’ve been working on. Pre order the book now! Link in my bio.
1368 2 months ago

This is my older brother Cully. #happyveteransday I always wanted to be exactly like him. We were the same size despite our three year difference in age so as a kid I would wear the same clothes he wore, literally the day after he wore them- picking them up off the floor in his room. 🤷🏼‍♂️ What can I say? He knew how to match and I liked the smell. One day his friends started to notice and he kindly urged me to wear my own clothes. He is a good big brother. He’s always led with love. Growing up we wrestled for hours every day and smashed every bit of furniture in the house but never actually fought. He taught me everything. He put up with me and my incessant hyperactivity and forced his friends to do the same. I say all this to point out that he’s a real person. And the more we can look at our veterans for who they are, actual people, with siblings and parents, with children and funny pasts- the more we can approach our relationships to them with compassion and understanding. My brother didn’t join the army because he wanted to be Rambo. He joined because it was an opportunity for a hard nosed kid who couldn’t afford college, somebody who wanted to get the hell out of his small town and probably wanted his own clothes. We have the greatest armed forces the world has ever seen. It’s made up of real people who joined for myriad reasons. Brave men and women who sacrifice a whole hell of a lot. Today is their day. So celebrate a veteran today. Today I celebrate Cully, as well as my cousin Curtis, Uncle Steve, Uncle Skip, second Cousins, Joey, Ryan and Alex, besties Jared and Jeffrey, all those I’ve fished for hunted with, those who’ve blessed me with their challenge coins as I’ve encountered them on press junkets and in my travels, the many in the film industry working both in front of and behind the cameras. To those currently serving and those out thanks for your service. We appreciate you! 🙏♥️🇺🇸

This is my older brother Cully. #happyveteransday I always wanted to be exactly like him. We were the same size despite our three year difference in age so as a kid I would wear the same clothes he wore, literally the day after he wore them- picking them up off the floor in his room. 🤷🏼‍♂️ What can I say? He knew how to match and I liked the smell. One day his friends started to notice and he kindly urged me to wear my own clothes. He is a good big brother. He’s always led with love. Growing up we wrestled for hours every day and smashed every bit of furniture in the house but never actually fought. He taught me everything. He put up with me and my incessant hyperactivity and forced his friends to do the same. I say all this to point out that he’s a real person. And the more we can look at our veterans for who they are, actual people, with siblings and parents, with children and funny pasts- the more we can approach our relationships to them with compassion and understanding. My brother didn’t join the army because he wanted to be Rambo. He joined because it was an opportunity for a hard nosed kid who couldn’t afford college, somebody who wanted to get the hell out of his small town and probably wanted his own clothes. We have the greatest armed forces the world has ever seen. It’s made up of real people who joined for myriad reasons. Brave men and women who sacrifice a whole hell of a lot. Today is their day. So celebrate a veteran today. Today I celebrate Cully, as well as my cousin Curtis, Uncle Steve, Uncle Skip, second Cousins, Joey, Ryan and Alex, besties Jared and Jeffrey, all those I’ve fished for hunted with, those who’ve blessed me with their challenge coins as I’ve encountered them on press junkets and in my travels, the many in the film industry working both in front of and behind the cameras. To those currently serving and those out thanks for your service. We appreciate you! 🙏♥️🇺🇸
7940 3 months ago

This is my first time executive producing on a movie! And I can finally post about it!!! The title “Ghostdraft,” turned out to be problematic for various reasons so we started looking at other options... We went through: Generation Alien World War A Generation Gone Saving private Ryaalien WWZ2 but with As not Zs HORIZON WHITESPIKE HERO movie brought to you by Verizon JUrassic Draft GENERATION Draft Miller genuine Draft City Slickers Alien Dawn Rapture Dawn Apocalypse Dawn Hero Dawn Destiny war Saving tomorrow The Tomorrow War THE TOMORROW WAR THE TOMORROW WAR!!!! And that’s when it hit me.... We’re calling it #TheTomorrowWar So get ready, cause I’m gonna auction off a set visit very soon. Details coming. And you’re gonna be seeing a lot of pics and posts from set!!! 🙏👍🏼♥️👽☠️

This is my first time executive producing on a movie! And I can finally post about it!!! The title “Ghostdraft,” turned out to be problematic for various reasons so we started looking at other options... We went through:

Generation Alien
World War A
Generation Gone
Saving private Ryaalien
WWZ2 but with As not Zs 
HORIZON WHITESPIKE 
HERO movie brought to you by Verizon
JUrassic Draft
GENERATION Draft
Miller genuine Draft
City Slickers
Alien Dawn
Rapture Dawn
Apocalypse Dawn
Hero Dawn
Destiny war
Saving tomorrow
The Tomorrow War

THE TOMORROW WAR
THE TOMORROW WAR!!!! And that’s when it hit me.... We’re calling it 
#TheTomorrowWar

So get ready, cause I’m gonna auction off a set visit very soon. Details coming. And you’re gonna be seeing a lot of pics and posts from set!!! 🙏👍🏼♥️👽☠️
2902 3 months ago

Watched Terminator: Dark Fate tonight. So surreal to look over at my wife as she watches her dad, @schwarzenegger reprise his role as the baddest robot on the planet, tears streaming down her face, hanging on the edge of her seat. Priceless. Way to go Arnold! The movie is fantastic! I’m calling you Carl now.

Watched Terminator: Dark Fate tonight. So surreal to look over at my wife as she watches her dad, @schwarzenegger reprise his role as the baddest robot on the planet, tears streaming down her face, hanging on the edge of her seat. Priceless. Way to go Arnold! The movie is fantastic! I’m calling you Carl now.
4084 3 months ago

#gettyfire @lafdfoundation I personally will be going to supportlafd.org to make a donation. I urge you to do the same if you please. Again, so thankful to the men and women in uniform who risk it all, working around the clock to save our lives, homes and city. #GodBeWithYou

#gettyfire @lafdfoundation I personally will be going to supportlafd.org to make a donation. I urge you to do the same if you please. Again, so thankful to the men and women in uniform who risk it all, working around the clock to save our lives, homes and city. #GodBeWithYou
1234 3 months ago

Proud of my darling for trying to cook tonight. Did it go well? No. No it did not. Not at all. To quote Rocky Balboa, “It’s not how many times you get knocked down, it’s how many times you get up... and keep moving forward.” As you can tell from the lump of coal in the center of the plate, this bagel bite never stood a chance. I honestly simply cannot imagine what went wrong here. Pretty simple. Microwave. 2 minutes. Maybe she thought it said 2 hours. But I want to commend her for her effort. This is a big step babe. Proud of you.

Proud of my darling for trying to cook tonight. Did it go well? No. No it did not. Not at all. To quote Rocky Balboa, “It’s not how many times you get knocked down, it’s how many times you get up... and keep moving forward.” As you can tell from the lump of coal in the center of the plate, this bagel bite never stood a chance. I honestly simply cannot imagine what went wrong here. Pretty simple. Microwave. 2 minutes. Maybe she thought it said 2 hours. But I want to commend her for her effort. This is a big step babe. Proud of you.
10679 4 months ago

You had one job.

You had one job.
7980 4 months ago

Par 3. No filter. With enough hard work, practice and patience, you too can master the game of golf.

Par 3. No filter. With enough hard work, practice and patience, you too can master the game of golf.
2797 4 months ago

I don’t think it’s polite to tease... So I better apologize in advance. @tomholland2013 and I were lucky enough to watch the teaser video for @pixaronward “Onward” and here is a video of us watching the video. It is a teaser video. So nah nah nah Boo boo. We got to see it and you didn’t. Now why don’t you go cry about it now!? #burn #roasted #teasing I’m so sorry please accept my apology.

I don’t think it’s polite to tease... So I better apologize in advance. @tomholland2013 and I were lucky enough to watch the teaser video for @pixaronward “Onward” and here is a video of us watching the video. It is a teaser video. So nah nah nah Boo boo. We got to see it and you didn’t. Now why don’t you go cry about it now!? #burn #roasted #teasing I’m so sorry please accept my apology.
5145 4 months ago

Penelope the Border Leicester in twilight at #StillwaterRanch #farmlife The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want. He makes me lie down in green pastures. He leads me to #Stillwater

Penelope the Border Leicester in twilight at #StillwaterRanch #farmlife

The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want. He makes me lie down in green pastures. He leads me to #Stillwater
2362 4 months ago

Wish so badly I could be there with you tomorrow my brother! Everyone be sure to watch my friend @adelkyokushin tomorrow as he continues his path toward greatness in the ring. His extraordinary story is just beginning. @bellatormma #godisgood

Wish so badly I could be there with you tomorrow my brother! Everyone be sure to watch my friend @adelkyokushin tomorrow as he continues his path toward greatness in the ring. His extraordinary story is just beginning. @bellatormma #godisgood
458 4 months ago

For seriously uplifting content follow @prince_ea this account is all heart. Makes ya feel good. Lord knows we can use it. Good stuff prince. Keep it up.

For seriously uplifting content follow @prince_ea this account is all heart. Makes ya feel good. Lord knows we can use it. Good stuff prince. Keep it up.
3604 4 months ago

Good luck to @unbreakableperformance coach and fighter @a.v.a.knight in her @bellatorMMA debut tomorrow night in LA. DON’T MISS IT! Future champ no doubt!! World champion boxer making the step into the cage. I’ve seen her first hand. She is an incredible striker and well rounded all around fighter! We will be watching AVA! Can’t wait! 🙏♥️

Good luck to @unbreakableperformance coach and fighter @a.v.a.knight  in her @bellatorMMA debut tomorrow night in LA. DON’T MISS IT! Future champ no doubt!! World champion boxer making the step into the cage. I’ve seen her first hand. She is an incredible striker and well rounded all around fighter! We will be watching AVA! Can’t wait! 🙏♥️
479 4 months ago

To those of you who are wondering I squeaked out a victory over Chris Evans last week in the AGBO Fantasy Football Superhero League. One step closer to winning big for my charity the @braintreatmentfoundation Give them a follow and check out what they do! I should mention Chris Evans charity @christophershaven is a truly wonderful place as well. I was lucky enough to spend some time there a few years back. They are really doing incredible work over there- helping a lot of wonderful kids. I will be making a donation to them as well. I urge you to check them out and do the same if you please. 🙏♥️

To those of you who are wondering I squeaked out a victory over Chris Evans last week in the AGBO Fantasy Football Superhero League. One step closer to winning big for my charity the @braintreatmentfoundation Give them a follow and check out what they do! I should mention Chris Evans charity @christophershaven is a truly wonderful place as well. I was lucky enough to spend some time there a few years back. They are really doing incredible work over there- helping a lot of wonderful kids. I will be making a donation to them as well. I urge you to check them out and do the same if you please. 🙏♥️
1727 5 months ago

Dropping a hot new poem I found. DING-DONGS Ding to the left. Dong to the right. The reverberations swell. Ding dong!Ding dong! They clang the outrage bell. Ding dongs on the far right fringes Squeaking mad like rusty hinges. Ding dongs from the far left squad Fixed on answers outside God. The media plays them like a fiddle Drowning out the healthy middle. Pick your tribe. State your name DISREGARD: WE’RE ALL THE SAME! (Burdened by a sinful heart and hiding in some form of shame.) Change the channel! Don’t be late! Pundits tell you who to hate! Who’s a racist? Who’s a fake? 24 hours of news to break! Skewering truths, spewing sewage, leading mobs of frenzied voices, With two choices, red or blue, And key points to regurgitate. Echo chamber ringing, rips the fabric of society. (Followed by an ad for a pill you pop to stop anxiety.) Get your blood a pumpin’ with some whisper fueled assumption, About someone who wore somethin’ or some singled out opinion among tweeters by the billions “But this one was so outrageous And egregious and alarming!” And you’re angry for the anger in your heart that had been forming Is on the verge of boiling over And you try but are unable Like Chernobyl in your heart the chain reaction is unstable And the blood pressure is higher than the moment just before... And the next commercial thankfully Is a high blood pressure cure. There’s a rhythm to this madness If you take a sec to look One option is unplug Put down your phone pick up a book But the other option probably is more helpful and realistic Find the humor, check the facts, and try to remain optimistic. Ask yourself the question: who profits from my rage? And prevent them from lining up their pockets with that booty. We’re His children despite race, creed, preference or age. Under God we’re indivisible. To stay United is our duty.

Dropping a hot new poem I found. 
DING-DONGS
Ding to the left. 
Dong to the right. 
The reverberations swell.

Ding dong!Ding dong!
They clang the outrage bell.

Ding dongs on the far right fringes
Squeaking mad like rusty hinges.
Ding dongs from the far left squad
Fixed on answers outside God.

The media plays them like a fiddle
Drowning out the healthy middle.
Pick your tribe. State your name
DISREGARD: WE’RE ALL THE SAME!
(Burdened by a sinful heart and hiding in some form of shame.) Change the channel! Don’t be late!
Pundits tell you who to hate!
Who’s a racist? Who’s a fake?
24 hours of news to break!

Skewering truths, spewing sewage, 
leading mobs of frenzied voices, 
With two choices, red or blue, 
And key points to regurgitate. 
Echo chamber ringing, 
rips the fabric of society. (Followed by an ad for a pill you pop to stop anxiety.)
Get your blood a pumpin’ with some whisper fueled assumption, 
About someone who wore somethin’ or some singled out opinion 
among tweeters by the billions “But this one was so outrageous
And egregious and alarming!”
And you’re angry for the anger in your heart that had been forming 
Is on the verge of boiling over 
And you try but are unable
Like
Chernobyl in your heart the chain reaction is unstable 
And the blood pressure is higher than the moment just before...
And the next commercial thankfully
Is a high blood pressure cure.

There’s a rhythm to this madness
If you take a sec to look
One option is unplug
Put down your phone
 pick up a book  But the other option probably is more helpful and realistic
Find the humor, check the facts, and try to remain optimistic.

Ask yourself the question: who profits from my rage? 
And prevent them from lining up their pockets with that booty.

We’re His children despite race, creed, preference or age.

Under God we’re indivisible. 
To stay United is our duty.
6626 5 months ago

Like the sneaky lil paparazzi I am... I caught our Kune-Kune pigs, Tim and Faith, out on a lunch date and couldn’t help but get up in their grits. They’re just like us! Faith wore a chic black and white pork leather body chap with matching heel and Tim looked GLAM-AF rocking a custom brindle one piece hair suit with cloven hoof boot. The couple stayed under the radar at a #farmlife hotspot slurping chocolate milk and hazelnut oat surprise. #Couplegoals Witnesses heard Faith whispering the lyrics to “I need you” over desert as things got hot and heavy. #flirty “I wanna get lost in some corner booth. Cantina in Mexico. I wanna dance to the static of an AM radio. I wanna wrap the moon around us. Lay beside you skin on skin. Make love til the sun comes up. Til the sun goes down again.” OMG #Slay As a fan of the power couple, I cried for an hour straight curled up in a ball and LITERALLY died. And then my farmers Angie and Phil found me and asked “what the hell’s the matter with you?” #IDONTKNOW #farmlife #stillwater #STILLWATERRANCH

Like the sneaky lil paparazzi I am... I caught our Kune-Kune pigs, Tim and Faith, out on a lunch date and couldn’t help but get up in their grits. They’re just like us! Faith wore a chic black and white pork leather body chap with matching heel and Tim looked GLAM-AF rocking a custom brindle one piece hair suit with cloven hoof boot. The couple stayed under the radar at a #farmlife hotspot slurping chocolate milk and hazelnut oat surprise.  #Couplegoals Witnesses heard Faith whispering the lyrics to “I need you” over desert as things got hot and heavy. #flirty “I wanna get lost in some corner booth.
Cantina in Mexico.
I wanna dance to the static of an AM radio.
I wanna wrap the moon around us.
Lay beside you skin on skin. Make love til the sun comes up. Til the sun goes down again.” OMG #Slay As a fan of the power couple, I cried for an hour straight curled up in a ball and LITERALLY died. And then my farmers Angie and Phil found me and asked “what the hell’s the matter with you?” #IDONTKNOW 
#farmlife
#stillwater
#STILLWATERRANCH
3087 5 months ago

Excited to watch @uriahhall dominate tonight! watch him Espn+ right now!! Let’s go buddy!!!!

Excited to watch @uriahhall dominate tonight! watch him Espn+ right now!! Let’s go buddy!!!!
1078 5 months ago

I’m playing against Chris Evans this week in the AGBO Fantasy Football Superhero League. The winner of this season will be getting a big fat AGBO check for the charity of their choice. I’m playing for the brain treatment foundation. They are extraordinary organization helping our warriors, our brave men and women in uniform suffering from traumatic brain injury, get the rehab they need to get back in their feet. Love them! Check out the braintreatmentfoundation.com to learn more about their extraordinary cause- and to donate if you please. And tune in as I put a healthy stompin’ on America’s Ass.

I’m playing against Chris Evans this week in the AGBO Fantasy Football Superhero League. The winner of this season will be getting a big fat AGBO check for the charity of their choice. I’m playing for the brain treatment foundation. They are extraordinary organization helping our warriors, our brave men and women in uniform suffering from traumatic brain injury, get the rehab they need to get back in their feet. Love them! Check out the braintreatmentfoundation.com to learn more about their extraordinary cause- and to donate if you please. And tune in as I put a healthy stompin’ on America’s Ass.
2787 5 months ago

She moaned, eyes rolled back, caught in the vulnerable throws of ecstasy, longings met, tastebuds burning the finite moment in which she wanted not. If only we could love life the way this pig loves apples. #farmlife #stillwater #StillwaterRanch

She moaned, eyes rolled back, caught in the vulnerable throws of ecstasy,  longings met, tastebuds burning the finite moment in which she wanted not. If only we could love life the way this pig loves apples. #farmlife #stillwater #StillwaterRanch
4782 5 months ago

9568 5 months ago

I want to thank Tyra Banks for teaching me how to model. I will not be a no neck monster or limp noodle. As you can see I am not playing it safe. I create intensity without slouching. Even my hands are modeling their asses off. I’m f——ing working it girl.

I want to thank Tyra Banks for teaching me how to model. I will not be a no neck monster or limp noodle. As you can see I am not playing it safe. I create intensity without slouching. Even my hands are modeling their asses off. I’m f——ing working it girl.
5463 5 months ago

Delicious

Delicious
10386 6 months ago

Delicious

Delicious
14513 6 months ago

Can’t wait to watch my brother from another mother @adelkyokushin compete again on one of the biggest stages in the world. #bellator229 #marines #iraq #GodIsGood #bellator #fighter

Can’t wait to watch my brother from another mother @adelkyokushin compete again on one of the biggest stages in the world. #bellator229 #marines #iraq #GodIsGood #bellator #fighter
1771 6 months ago

Thank you Abraham, Daniel, Israel, Jack, Lou, Geziah, Elias and Megan! My favorite part of this gig will forever be the time I get to spend with wonderful kids like you. Thank you @makeawishamerica You fill my heart and restore my soul.

Thank you Abraham, Daniel, Israel, Jack, Lou, Geziah, Elias and Megan! My favorite part of this gig will forever be the time I get to spend with wonderful kids like you. Thank you @makeawishamerica You fill my heart and restore my soul.
2047 6 months ago

Go to amazon and get you a cub coat! They are cute as heck. A stuffed toy that turns into a sweater! Smart idea. I wish I invited it. They have all the best marvel and Star Wars characters plus many more. For both boys and girls. Jack takes his to school. 30% off today for amazon prime day. I am not a paid spokesman. God bless. 👍🏼🇺🇸♥️🙏🤩👋🏽 AND CONGRATS TO MY LITTLE BROTHER @tomholland2013 FOR DOMINATING THE BOX-OFFICE TWO WEEKS IN A ROW!!!!

Go to amazon and get you a cub coat! They are cute as heck. A stuffed toy that turns into a sweater! Smart idea. I wish I invited it.  They have all the best marvel and Star Wars characters plus many more. For both boys and girls. Jack takes his to school. 30% off today for amazon prime day. I am not a paid spokesman. God bless. 👍🏼🇺🇸♥️🙏🤩👋🏽 AND CONGRATS TO MY LITTLE BROTHER  @tomholland2013 FOR DOMINATING THE BOX-OFFICE TWO WEEKS IN A ROW!!!!
7127 7 months ago

Happy Fourth!! I really respect the author Jack Carr. His books are really cool. And he fought for his country. Today we Americans celebrate with parades, fireworks, laughs, love and family. I really like what Jack has to say below. I personally believe it’s important to reflect upon the idea of America. Any institution made by humans is bound to be imperfect. But it is our responsibility to strive to improve, to form a “more perfect union”. What can we do? How can we heal this growing divide? I feel like recognizing the fact that nobody is perfect is a start. It allows us to judge less, to realize despite our differences we have common ground And what is our common ground? In the words of Abraham Lincoln “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” Sounds good to me! Quick edit: Yes, Jefferson wrote the words and later Lincoln spoke them. Interesting point to see how that idea evolved to mean so much more by then. What can it mean today? We continue to evolve. We strive to be more perfect. 🙏❤️🇺🇸 #Repost @jackcarrusa ・・・ “...we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.” I highly encourage all Americans to read the Declaration of Independence today, and every Fourth of July, with their families, as a tribute to those who pledged their Lives, their Fortunes, and their sacred Honor so that we could inherit the freedoms we enjoy today. Take the opportunity that Independence Day affords to discuss, particularly with your children, the freedoms and opportunities we’ve been entrusted to uphold, and our responsibility as citizens to pass them on to future generations. We will be reading it tonight. Strength and Honor. #IndependenceDay #1776 #FourthOfJuly #DeclarationofIndependence #Revolution #Fight #History #Honor #DontTreadOnMe #JoinOrDie #GadsdenFlag #LibertyOrDeath #GiveMeLibertyOrGiveMeDeath #Patriots #America #USA #Freedom

Happy Fourth!! I really respect the author Jack Carr. His books are really cool. And he fought for his country. Today we Americans celebrate with parades, fireworks, laughs, love and family. I really like what Jack has to say below. 
I personally believe it’s important to reflect upon the idea of America. Any institution made by humans is bound to be imperfect. But it is our responsibility to strive to improve, to form a “more perfect union”. What can we do? How can we heal this growing divide? I feel like recognizing the fact that nobody is perfect is a start. It allows us to judge less, to realize despite our differences we have common ground  And what is our common ground? In the words of Abraham Lincoln “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” Sounds good to me!

Quick edit: Yes, Jefferson wrote the words and later Lincoln spoke them. Interesting point to see how that idea evolved to mean so much more by then. What can it mean today?  We continue to evolve. We strive to be more perfect. 🙏❤️🇺🇸 #Repost @jackcarrusa
・・・
“...we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.”
I highly encourage all Americans to read the Declaration of Independence today, and every Fourth of July, with their families, as a tribute to those who pledged their Lives, their Fortunes, and their sacred Honor so that we could inherit the freedoms we enjoy today. Take the opportunity that Independence Day affords to discuss, particularly with your children, the freedoms and opportunities we’ve been entrusted to uphold, and our responsibility as citizens to pass them on to future generations.  We will be reading it tonight.  Strength and Honor.  #IndependenceDay #1776  #FourthOfJuly #DeclarationofIndependence #Revolution #Fight #History #Honor #DontTreadOnMe #JoinOrDie #GadsdenFlag #LibertyOrDeath #GiveMeLibertyOrGiveMeDeath #Patriots #America #USA #Freedom
5507 7 months ago

Thank you Katherine for my new pet Kune-Kune pigs!!! Best birthday present ever!! We named them Tim and Faith because they’re beautiful and their love is palpable and inspiring. I love them and can’t wait to watch them grow. And no they will not be bacon! They are the newest members of the Friendly Kingdom, select animals including sheep, goats, and pigs who we’ve pardoned. They will spend their entire lives thriving at the farm, until they pass naturally many, many years from now. Historically our relationship with animals has taught us so many valuable life lessons- ranging from the harsh realities of the cycle of life to the rewards of compassion, stewardship, love and care. #godbless #friendlykingdom #farmlife

Thank you Katherine for my new pet Kune-Kune pigs!!! Best birthday present ever!! We named them Tim and Faith because they’re beautiful and their love is palpable and inspiring. I love them and can’t wait to watch them grow. And no they will not be bacon! They are the newest members of the Friendly Kingdom, select animals including sheep, goats, and pigs who we’ve pardoned. They will spend their entire lives thriving at the farm, until they pass naturally many, many years from now. 
Historically our relationship with animals has taught us so many valuable life lessons- ranging from the harsh realities of the cycle of life to the rewards of compassion, stewardship, love and care. #godbless #friendlykingdom #farmlife
4801 7 months ago

Suns out guns out I might have got a toouuuch crispy on the honeymoon #Aloe

Suns out guns out
I might have got a toouuuch crispy on the honeymoon
#Aloe
52963 7 months ago

See #AvengersEndgame on the big screen one more time before it leaves theaters!

See #AvengersEndgame on the big screen one more time before it leaves theaters!
2986 7 months ago

Happy Father’s Day to the strongest and funniest man I ever met. They don’t make em like you anymore. Which in some ways is probably a good thing. Haha!!! Love you and miss you every day Pop. ♥️

Happy Father’s Day to the strongest and funniest man I ever met. They don’t make em like you anymore. Which in some ways is probably a good thing. Haha!!! Love you and miss you every day Pop. ♥️
3846 8 months ago

Yesterday was the best day of our lives! We became husband and wife in front of God, our families and those we love. It was intimate, moving and emotional. We feel so blessed to begin this new chapter of our lives. We are so thankful to our families and our friends who stood with us and grateful to Mr. Giorgio Armani who created a once in a lifetime dress for Katherine to wear and for me, the perfect suit. This morning we feel nothing but blessed.

Yesterday was the best day of our lives!
We became husband and wife in front of God, our families and those we love.  It was intimate, moving and emotional. We feel so blessed to begin this new chapter of our lives. We are so thankful to our families and our friends who stood with us and grateful to Mr. Giorgio Armani who created a once in a lifetime dress for Katherine to wear 
and for me, the perfect suit. This morning we feel nothing but blessed.
51190 8 months ago

@tomholland2013 and I play brothers in the movie. So I guess you could say Starlord and Spider-Man got their own spin off! But for real tho this has nothing to do with super heroes. I know you know that. Tom is the best, I love him like a little brother. He is so awesome. This movie is going to be your new favorite movie.

@tomholland2013 and I play brothers in the movie. So I guess you could say Starlord and Spider-Man got their own spin off! But for real tho this has nothing to do with super heroes. I know you know that. Tom is the best, I love him like a little brother. He is so awesome. This movie is going to be your new favorite movie.
9083 8 months ago

So incredibly proud of this one! In true Pixar fashion, “Onward” simultaneously moves and tickles. I cried when I first heard the pitch. It’s so funny and imaginative. Been a fan of Pixar forever. Now I’m in one of their films!

So incredibly proud of this one! In true Pixar fashion, “Onward” simultaneously moves and tickles. I cried when I first heard the pitch. It’s so funny and imaginative. Been a fan of Pixar forever. Now I’m in one of their films!
6424 8 months ago

Pretty excited to drop the behind the scenes footage of @robloweofficial s 3rd post in a row about our golf game today. Pop over to his feed to catch all the action. Hold that practice pose @johnnylowe

Pretty excited to drop the behind the scenes footage of @robloweofficial s 3rd post in a row about our golf game today. Pop over to his feed to catch all the action. Hold that practice pose @johnnylowe
891 8 months ago

Rolo and I got the album cover. Now we’re going offline for a while to focus our music. Stay tuned. Big things coming.

Rolo and I got the album cover. Now we’re going offline for a while to focus our music. Stay tuned. Big things coming.
3874 8 months ago

Twin Suffolk lambs napping in the sunlight. They shall not want.

Twin Suffolk lambs napping in the sunlight. They shall not want.
1948 8 months ago

Surface ripples birthed by wind Moving through my favorite tree In the changing twilight hours Find your rest, and speak to me

Surface ripples birthed by wind
Moving through my favorite tree
In the changing twilight hours
Find your rest, and speak to me
1021 9 months ago

When I’m gone some time from now, should I beat you to that end, And you long to hear from me, This is where I’ll be, my friend.

When I’m gone some time from now, should I beat you to that end,
And you long to hear from me,
This is where I’ll be, my friend.
1181 9 months ago

Get ready Go to themurphchallenge.com Get the shirt Do the murph #memorialdayweekend Sweat in the shirt, Post a pic, tag me, get a RT. LESSGO

Get ready
Go to themurphchallenge.com
Get the shirt
Do the murph
#memorialdayweekend 
Sweat in the shirt, 
Post a pic, tag me, get a RT.
LESSGO
748 9 months ago

Apparently I was an early fan of sushi as well.

Apparently I was an early fan of sushi as well.
1241 9 months ago

I’ve been a fishing nut since I was a kid. Here I am circa 1989 with my friends Josh and Joey. Gotta thank their dad Joel (may he rest in peace) for making me the outdoorsman I am today.

I’ve been a fishing nut since I was a kid. Here I am circa 1989 with my friends Josh and Joey. Gotta thank their dad Joel (may he rest in peace) for making me the outdoorsman I am today.
1394 9 months ago